After traveling around the world, I've realized that one of the real joys about being an American is the our unequaled access, indeed our constitutional right, to high-tech weaponry. In fact, it's not only awesome to own guns, but it's downright fashionable these days to own a Taser. They come in pink and leopard print now! For only $350!
To top it off, you can get a holster with an integrated MP3 player. This way, you can get your tunes and your jolts at the same time.
To purchase yours, click
here.


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