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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Tasers

After traveling around the world, I've realized that one of the real joys about being an American is the our unequaled access, indeed our constitutional right, to high-tech weaponry. In fact, it's not only awesome to own guns, but it's downright fashionable these days to own a Taser. They come in pink and leopard print now! For only $350!

To top it off, you can get a holster with an integrated MP3 player. This way, you can get your tunes and your jolts at the same time.

To purchase yours, click here.

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