Interesting Things to Fill Your Beautiful Skull.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
You Suck At Photoshop
Also, this reminds me of some friends of mine...
Carnival must be quite a party
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080129205915.awyqwrhn&show_article=1
Cluth and the Burning Beard
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Dillon's College Essay
My boss and I wound up being friends and have maintained a good friendship over the years. Tina's son was about 6 years old when I first started the job. Dillon was a small red-headed child that had the imagination of a dreamer, the energy of a coyote, and the verbal level of a martian inhabiting a child's body. Now he is heading off to school, and Tina sent me Dillon's college essay to read over......
I had to post it:
It seems that a good portion of my teenage years were spent in the guise of a rogue of the seas, a pirate, if you will. However, since there is little in the way of legitimate piracy careers outside of the Straits of Malacca, I will have to content myself to the study of what lies beneath the waves, instead of plundering upon them. Despite my tendency to lean towards the ways of a buccaneer, I do have a true passion for Marine Biology. Unfortunately, I cannot completely express this through words alone. Being stuck in a mountainous area of Connecticut has effectively cut me off from exploring the ocean, or even venturing near it, for quite some time. Nevertheless, this inland isolation has certainly not dampened my enthusiasm for the subject at hand.
Aside from my oceanic passions, I also have a number of other interests and hobbies. Foremost among these is my musical instrument, the bagpipes. If anything, the decision to play the pipes came almost on a whim, but I have dutifully pursued it for the past three years. I am now a full- fledged member in the Waterbury Police Pipe and Drum Band. Such was similarly the case with my pirate persona, which also was spawned upon a whim, and now is such a facet of my personality that anyone who knows me would subsequently identify me with that. I also act as a sort of "rabble-rouser" for the student body. While outwardly I am a student council representative, and editorialist for the school paper, I actively cause more than my share of school spirit based ruckus whenever possible. I know, or am on a friendly basis with everyone in my graduating class, and can use such connections to great benefit when choosing a course of action to help the school achieve a sense of unity, even in the face of interpersonal drama and disparity. This comes in particularly useful during the winter months, specifically basketball season, where I can utilize my role as the school mascot to whip the crowd into a frenzy. Much of the mascotting is specifically with body language, which is most certainly not my forte. It is with the word, both spoken and written, where I most excel in both academics and social situations.
I have been blessed with a quick wit and a sharp tongue, which has been both a help and a hindrance throughout my life, and has gotten me into and out of interesting situations on more than one occasion. Though I have the ability to rattle off one liners with the best of them, I still have yet to learn that careful line which must be tread, and occasionally toed across, but never deliberately strode over. More recently I have begun to exercise a bit more restraint in what I say, but not by any significant degree, much to the chagrin of my teachers. Aside from my overt friendliness and sharp wit, (not to mention extreme modesty, these essays just seem so damn pretentious) I also have my share of rather odd and unique qualities that set me apart from most of mainstream society. I have a rather deep interest in activities which would seem rather archaic and impractical in today's day and age. I have dabbled in both recurve archery and fencing, and enjoyed them to a degree that would almost seem obscene by members of the moral majority. I also have a apprentice level of blacksmithing knowledge, and while when I first began I ended each day exhausted, filthy, and exhaling black fumes, my soot-covered teeth were set firmly in a grin. It could be, and has been said, that I don't have a firm anchor on the plane of reality, and it is entirely possible that those who say that are completely correct.
Indeed, a pirate-reenacting, bagpipe-playing, mascot-wearing, quick-witted, epee fencing blacksmith with a passion for Marine Biology may seem peculiar to some, downright weird to most, and just plain wrong to others. However, if such is wrong, then I sure don't ever want to end up right.
Here's Lookin at You
Monday, January 28, 2008
Veganism and Athletics
The protein-rich bounty of the football training table is supposed to grow the biggest and strongest athletes in professional sports. Kansas City Chiefs tight-end Tony Gonzalez was afraid it was going to kill him. "It's the Catch-22," says Mr. Gonzalez, 31. "Am I going to be unhealthy and play football? Or be healthy and get out of the league?"It's an interesting read...and don't forget to watch the video of Mr. Gonzalez making a shake, although he's got nothing on Keith.
Link.
Jews and Accupuncture
So interesting. I did a little research & discovered that this is true.
http://www.koshertorah.com/PDF/tefilin.pdf
UNBELIEVABLE WHAT THE CHINESE DISCOVERED ABOUT TEFILIN
I don't know why this happened to me, but it's a fact
that stuff comes my way; I went to Tel Aviv to visit
my father and someone there asks, "Have you heard
about T'fillin?" I asked, "What are you talking
about?" and she tells me that her friend has an
article from the Chinese Journal of Medicine written
about T'fillin. Right away my curiosity was aroused
and I had her immediately bring me the article - and
when I got it, I saw something unbelievably amazing!!
Who of us doesn't know about Chinese Acupuncture? The
Chinese discovered the medical treatment using needles
to heal when they are inserted at certain points in
the body. The Chinese have mapped out and named all
the points of the body du 24 du 70 du 23, and so on.
And the Chinese Journal of Medicine - to which
everyone important in the field of Acupuncture
subscribes - published an amazing article, absolutely
amazing. The main article in volume 70 of the Journal
deals solely with the T'fillin of the Jewish People.
The article conclusively establishes that the contact
and pressure points covered by the hand and head
T'fillin are exactly those points at which the
Acupuncture needles are inserted in order "to increase
spirituality and to purify thoughts." The non-Jewish
author of the article puts it that the points covered
by the T'fillin are those where the Acupuncture
needles are inserted. I would reverse the statement
to read: The Acupuncture needles are inserted in
those points which are exactly where a Jew puts on
T'fillin.
The article details all of the Acupuncture points
which are the same as the points-of-contact of the
head T'fillin - front and back - as well as the
points-of-contact of the hand T'fillin on the arm and
hand. In the opinion of the expert who wrote the
article, these are the only Acupuncture points that
will achieve this result [to increase spirituality and
to purify thoughts] which, in addition to following
the Torah's command to place the T'fillin on the arm
(hand) and head as a sign that HaShem brought us out
of Egypt with a strong hand, is likely the reason that
Jews put on T'fillin. Absolutely amazing!
When amateurs go pro....
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2008-01-24T160922Z_01_SYD98302_RTRUKOC_0_US-AUSTRALIA-PARTY.xml
The War Against Scientology
http://www.breitbart.tv/html/36094.html
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Daniel Zamir
Haka
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haka
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haka_of_the_All_Blacks
And if one wasn't enough.....
Roughly translated: "We're going to use your skulls to drink our victory wine, and then use your flesh to cover our women folk after we finish pleasuring them."
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Michel Gondry
Friday, January 18, 2008
technology and simplicity
Why do they do this and will this ever change? The costs of conversion for some innovations is high, but there are promising alternatives. Apple now gives us a keyboard without a number pad, because as most regular laptop users know, the number pad largely goes unmissed. And hopefully soon, I won't have to use a keyboard at all because of voice recognition and touch screens. 'Till then, I'm working on my carpal tunnel.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
party hard
And then they get on the news for it.
Funny Kid Isnt Sorry About Huge Party - Watch more free videos
I find his frankness refreshing.
You want to discuss weird sports hobbies???
Here's a video about it (How's your German?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing
But then I started thinking...is this really new or is it a rehash. There's nothing new under the sun, and after more consideration I thought about some older merrymakers known by the name of the WU-Tang Clan.
That's some chessboxing, kids....
1,000,000 Donkey Kong Points and Perfect Pac-Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mitchell_(gamer)
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Robert Heinlein
"A human being should be able to: change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, pitch manure, solve equations, analyze a new problem, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.Specialization is for insects!"
gliders
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Ultra Orthodox Religious Buses
Sometimes I just assume that living in Tel AViv is like the rest of Israel. It isn't. In fact, almost all Israelis, including Jews and Arabs, call Tel Aviv: "The Bubble." It's true. Tel Aviv is a rich, modern city. All of Israel is not like this. You can go out to bars, hear live music, go to art shows, see secular couples walking in the park, women wear whatever they want, religion is seen at the background of society. Leaving the city takes on a new definition of what Israel is. Ever since I've started school, I haven't really left the city too much on the weekends. My semester break is approaching, and even though I still have to teach, I plan on getting out and seeing more of the country.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Top 50 Atheism Quotes
Enjoy!
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish."
Sunday, January 13, 2008
1 to 100
I know Mother's Day is a few months off....
http://www.lilmynx.com/?gclid=CM60vILe85ACFQeVMAodrEUQqg
Dad is going to be so happy I thought of mom this mother's day.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Waiting for Girls
And men have built-in timers. "Andrea, we were supposed to be there 10 minutes ago. Hurry up," if I might pull from my childhood memories.
I think the middle path is communication. Gentleman, be honest and direct about when you want to leave. Women, be honest about how much time you need to get ready...then add 30 minutes.
Let's find a happy place, yes?
Oh, I've got to run. She's FINALLY ready.....
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Fancy meetin' you here...
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.
Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Tom Brokaw on the 1960s
Click here!
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
He'Brew
Edit: Oh, my bad. These guys are in NYC. And they've got a new brew combining humor from This is Spinal Tap with Judaism. The Jewbelation beer. Awesome.
Joe Cartoons
We watched the Superfly ones first, and then explored some of the other ones.
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons
Enjoy.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Reincarnation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juvenal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juvenile_(rapper)
Friday, January 4, 2008
False Flag
You tell me...
http://www.911blogger.com/node/10025
Design Like You Give a Damn
http://www.architectureforhumanity.org
Corian
From the industrial design part of my mind... some inspiring objects made from the thermoplastic Corian.
http://www2.dupont.com/40_40/en_GB/objects/indexobjects.html
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Death and the Implication of Grammar
The students were working on a text with questions quietly. I thumbed my way through a grammar book looking for a lesson to photocopy to bring into my teaching methods course on Sunday. The English adviser, Tzippy, walked in the room to advise me she would be leaving early today because she had a funeral to attend. Her friend had a heart attack at 6 a.m. His wife/widow is a nurse, and couldn't do anything to save him.
When Tzippy said that sentence, it collided with the grammar I was thumbing through. When we die, our grammatical sense of being changes. It necessitates a new grammatical structure.
I suppose I never thought about the way death can change your grammatical being.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
rice resonance
Some people weren't held enough as babies
Is his purpose to show people how deformed you can make yourself look if you work really, really hard at it?
I'm lost...
Movies on the Web - Quicksilverscreen
quicksilverscreen
Learning how to embed video can be so much FUN!!!!!
Lucky you!
Year's End News Reel
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/12/22/america/NA-GEN-US-Weird-Florida.php?page=1
remind me why!